wasthatnotprocedure:

not really feeling the rp thing tonight, so i’m gonna pop over to my personal for a bit. please don’t be alarmed if i follow you. <3



thestormypetrelofcrime:

I was thinking about how stupid child leashes are and was reminded of Sam’s harness…

thestormypetrelofcrime:

I was thinking about how stupid child leashes are and was reminded of Sam’s harness…



paranoidelldroid:

do you ever see someone with a bumper sticker so stupid you just want to rear-end them on principle



not really feeling the rp thing tonight, so i’m gonna pop over to my personal for a bit. please don’t be alarmed if i follow you. <3

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wasthatnotprocedure ;
“Oh. I’m in trouble, aren’t I?”

tonyandhisbots:

"You sound like you don’t give a shit."

Colour me surprised.”

"I care very little for what you think of me personally, and I know I did my job."



Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X



tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”





kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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princeofspartax:

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         ”At least your dad doesn’t get you sent to prison—”

          “This isn’t a ‘bad parenting’ contest, Quill.”



"The fire blazing in her dark and injured heart
seemed to glow around her like a flame."
The Beautiful and Damned, F. Scott Fitzgerald   (via myturntocarve)


claritzaemilyy:

just-one-wallflower:

this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d

YAAS

claritzaemilyy:

just-one-wallflower:

this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d

YAAS



apathtoredemption replied to your post: friendshipstates asked:(I just ha…

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friendshipstates ;
(I just had a horrible thought that ties the MCU with another universe. Imagine, 200 years down the road, mankind has made contact with other alien races and in that time, HYDRA sees an opportunity to rebrand itself as the vanguard of human supremacy over all these non-human races. Two heads have already been cut off, and now three remain. HYDRA slowly becomes Cerberus.)

//you know what? i was actually thinking about that while i was playing priority: citadel in mass effect 3.

au with bucky barnes as a cerberus assassin (kai leng??) y/y/?